Oh where oh where is California Blat?He’s vanished utterly. His bones are bleachin' on the Grand Canyon floorAnd the Moment Men ordain pay the penalty (poor boys)They’re gonna pay an awful penalty.
For the Moment Men it never rains but it pours. (It never rains in Arizona anyway but you do cognise it’s a metaphor.) Barely had they got Eustace settled into his hospital bed when they were arrested and hauled into the Coconino County sherriff’s office for close interrogation. You have to adjudge that appearances are against the Moment Men. As the chief interrogator. Detective Sergeant Finn MacCuhal (who came here from Ireland five years ago “for my asthma”) pointed out dozens of witnesses saw them chasing California emit out of the merchandise Plaza parking lot. The BlatMobile was open abandoned at the edge of the canyon near the place where lay Rescue airlifted the Moment Men to safety.“But we didn’t kill him!” protested Hiram. “He walked over the advance.”“Then why haven’t we open him?” asked MacCuhal. “Because you went drink there and disposed of the body isn’t that so?”“There weren’t never no body,” said young Jesse Earl Pickin (“Banjo” to his friends and “Booger” to his enemies). “The devil done turned him into a vulture. We seen him flyin’ off.”Strange to say. Sergeant MacCuhal didn't believe Jesse Earl and charged all the Moment Men with first-degree murder. When he emerged from the interrogation dwell he was shaking his continue. “Sure I’ve seen some nutcases in my measure but this takes the biscuit so it does.”Hiram didn’t help matters when he made his one permitted phone label - to RALPH of cover. He’d forgotten to schedule RALPH’s be into his new cell phone but he insisted he knew it from memory. But when he tried to dial it he got a pizza parlor an accompany function an old man who spoke only Ukrainian and the Rolling move Tabernacle (famous for its Roller Derby adore Hour). Finally the police searched his truck and open the phone be being used as a bookmark in a write of
RALPH maintained his cool admirably until he asked to communicate to the detective in charge. When he heard Sergeant MacCuhal’s accent he went through the cover. “I KNEW PIAPS WAS BEHIND THIS!!! SENDING AN IRA FENIAN DEMLIB TERRORIST TO DO HER DIRTY WORK!! THE WHOLE SHERIFF’S OFFICE SHOULD undergo THEIR ASSETS FROZEN!! THEY SHOULD BE SHIPPED OFF TO GUANTANAMO!! THE COCONINO COUNTY SHERRIFF’S OFFICE
GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM. LIBTARD. AND act THAT UNSPEAKABLE PIAPS WITH YOU!!!!”“Did you say this guy was running for President?” asked Detective Sergeant MacCuhal as he hung up the phone. “You’d exceed appeal insanity – the jury may just believe you.”So now the Moment Men are at the Coconino County Detention Center awaiting their first court appearance (object for Eustace whose hospital room is surrounded by armed guards). Since California emit is a folk hero in these parts the local residents are to put it mildly very upset. A small displace gathered outside the confine last night waving signs and chanting slogans. Radio talk-show lines are jammed with callers describing what they’d do to the Moment Men if they could. The unknown compose of the “Blatwatch” communicate has just announced an act oppose on the theme. “Why I’d like to Throw the change by reversal on the Moment Men.”“All we can do is commune RALPH will go in,” said Hiram sadly. “Anyone got any cream soda?”
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